Still le World's greatest archair!
Bonjour citizen!
Evair since le Bowman arrived in le Citee du Paragon, le people 'ave stopped moi in le streets and asked le questions. "Eez it really vous?" zey ask. "Why are vous so fantastique?" "What must I do to be more like vous?".
Well today is your lucky day non? Le greatest fightair, lovair and archer in all of France will answer some of your questions!
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Q: Breton Bowman, you are
so fantastic! What is your secret? A: Ah, le Bowman cannot give away all 'is secrets to vous can 'e? Let me just say le Bowman 'as always been fantastique, and am now more fantastique than evair before. Q: Breton Bowman, you must surely be the greatest archer who ever lived! From the legendary god Apollo to the famous Robin Hood and William Tell, can anyone else possibly have ever been as good as you? A: Non.
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| Q: Breton Bowman,
the ladies go wild when you are doing little more than walking down the
street! How do you do it? A: Well, le Bowman eez French. Zis 'elps alot, because vous know what zey say about le french, Oui? Q: Breton Bowman, you seem to carry a thousand different types of arrows! What are your favourites? A: Ah, zat ees like picking a favourite child! Le Ice arrow ees always a crowd pleaser, and le glue arrow ensures le criminals stick around until le police arrive! Le Bowman 'as so many! To pick just one would be too difficult! But see below for a review of all le Bowman's'children'.
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Q: Breton Bowman, are you
worried that the other heroes of Paragon City will be jealous of your
dashing good looks and incredible crime fighting and detective skills? A: Zere ees always zat chance. Zis Monsieur Statesman, I 'ear zat 'e was not so 'appy zat the greatest hero of France was coming to America. Zay say 'e was afraid le Bowman would, 'ow you say "Show him up". But le Bowman eez not 'ere to embarass le American 'eroes with 'is superior skills, looks and abilities - we are all on the same team, non? Q: Breton Bowman, I don't see a quiver? Where do you keep your arrows? A: None of your business!
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| Q: Breton Bowman, I want
to be more like you. What can I do to become as great as you are? A: Ah mon ami, zere is - unfortunately - no way vous can evair become as great as moi. But if vous stay in school, stay away from le drugs and study 'ard, become a mastair of le bow like le Bowman 'as, zen maybe vous can aspire to become le Bowman's sidekick! |
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Q: Breton Bowman, my name
is blahblah, I am also a hero who uses a bow. I don't believe you are the
greatest, and in fact I think I am better that you! A: Firstly, zat eez not a questione! Secondly, vous are wrong!
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Wherevair le Bowman goes, le people ask about 'is fantastique and incroidible arrows! What followes eez evairything vous always wanted to know about le Bowman's arrows, een 'is own words!
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(Target AoE, foe –Visibility -Accuracy) Ah le flash arrow! Le Bowman uses zis arrow to blind le paparazzi when zey are chasing 'im from one celebrity event to anothair! Zis special arrow explodes with le great flash of light when eet eez used, blinding le foes of le Bowman, and reducing zere chance to do 'arm to your favourite 'ero! |
(Minor Lethal Damage, Very Quick Recharge) No-one can loose an arrow fastair zan le Bowman! But with such speed, even le Bowman loses some accuracy, meaning le damage done from such a shot is minor.
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(Single Foe Immobilization, -Fly) Le Bowman likes to use zis clevair arrow to stop villains fleeing in fear from 'is presence! Of course most villains flee when zey even 'ear le Bowman eez in le City! Eet eez also useful for capturing runaway children and small animals!
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(Moderate Lethal Damage, Moderate Recharge) If vous were to see le Bowman takes 'is time and aim a shot, vous would be amazed by le incroidible accuracy of le Mastair Archair!
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(Location AoE, Foe –Speed –Recharge) Ah le glue arrow! Many a foe of Le Bowman 'as ended up een le sticky spot, stuck to le ground for le police to arrest! Zis one is very useful and le Bowman always packs a few glue arrows in his quiver! |
(Cone attack, Moderate Lethal Damage, Moderate Recharge) Le most skilled archairs in le World can shoot two or three arrows at once, but le Bowman, le World's most incroidible archair, can loose five arrows at a time with deadly accuracy!
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(Single Foe Hold, -Speed, - Recharge) If someone, like le jealous 'usband, eez getting too 'hot under le collair', le Bowman likes to use zis arrow to 'elp cool 'im off! Le special arrowhead releases le liquid nitrogen and will freeze all but le most jealous 'usbands on le spot!
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(High Fire Damage, Minor Fire DoT, Slow Recharge) Zis speciale arrow 'as le arrowhead zat bursts into le flames! Le criminales soon regrest meeting le World's greatest Archair once zey are running around on fire! Also, zis arrow makes for le great combination with le Oil Slick arrow!
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(Location AoE, Foe –Damage) Gas ez not a problem le Bowman 'as evair 'ad. But foes of le Mastair Archair often 'ave le gas problems - courtesy of le Gas Arrow! Zis petite beauty weakens le criminals, lessening their abilitee to fight back, and can leave then coughing and choking!
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(Target AoE Foe, Moderate Damage
(Smash/Lethal), Knockback, Slow Recharge) Sometimes le Americans 'ave le right idea. Not very often, but sometimes. Zis ez where le Explosive Arrow comes in, as le Americans love to explode things with disturbing vigour! Even le Bowman finds sometimes 'igh explosives are le right answer to le probleme at 'and! |
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| (Minor Damage DoT Foe, -Resistance All – Defense) Zere is little le Bowman likes more zan le feel of le femme's smooth silky skin. But if le femme 'as been on le receiving end of le Acid Arrow, smooth skin ez a thing of le past! Zis arrow releases a deadlee corrosive acid, that will eat through le toughest armour faster than le German at a sausage buffet! |
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Very Slow Recharge) Le keen eye of le Bowman ez tres deadlee! Vous would not want to be on le receiving end of le Bowman's Ranged Shot, as more often than not, once shot ez all le Bowman needs!
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| (Location AoE, Foe -Resistance All) Ze sweet sound of le Bowman's voice ez music to le ears of many a tres beautiful femme, but le shrieking wail of le Disruption Arrow ez like le nagging screams of a thousand plain housewives to le criminals of France and now le Citee du Paragon! |
(Minor Damage (Smash), Disorient) Le femmes, zey are stunned by le Bowman's 'andsome looks and charming wit! But for le villains, well for le unattractive villains, zere eez le Stunning Shot arrow! Le lead weight in le end 'as caused more 'eadaches zan cheap Wine! |
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| (Location AoE, Foe Knockdown –Speed –
Defense +Special) Ah! Le famous Oil Slick Arrow! Not only do vous get le entertainment of watching le criminals slipping and sliding in le slick, but add le touch of le Fire Arrow and viola! Villain Flambe! |
(Location AoE, Extreme Lethal Damage,
DoT, Slow Recharge) Only le greatest Archairs in le World can 'ope to mastair le 'Rain of Arrows'. Of course, zis includes moi, le Bowman! En fact, le Bowman ez le mastair of this incroidibly difficult maneouver! |
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| (Target AoE, Foe Hold, Special vs.
Robots, -Self Recovery) Specially designed, just for le Bowman, ze Disruption Arrow will stun a large number of foes even more zan seeing le Bowman in person! Additionally, eet will drain zere endurance fastair zan a night with two supermodels, a bottle of Dom Perignon and...well zat eez a story for anothair time! |
Zat is all I 'ave time for today mon ami. Zere are many criminals zat need arresting and le Breton Bowman must bring zem to Justice!
Salut!
